In topic: "Would SBurb be a successful game?"

Thursday, August 7th, 2025, 5:23 AM29 days ago

to take it more seriously than i have to:

i moreso wonder about the ramifications of a game that, when played, sends a tactical meteor directly to your address. i feel like there would be a huge biblical panic over this. it’s quite literally doomsday, everyone on the ground loses contact with those who enter, even those who don’t play get lost in collateral. people would probably try to play en masse to join the rapture if it were spun right.

or they would assume that anyone who played actually got crushed by a meteor rather than transported away right in time if nobody sees that happen, which would probably still cause a mass fanatical uprising. in that case the game would probably be banned instantly, everyone would know a guy who pirated it and got flattened. regardless the world as we know it permanently changes.


alternative answer if it were genuinely a video game that doesn’t cause the apocalypse: it would be friendslop


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