ME: Inform seventh cousin that the fate of the world is at stake.

Well... the world isn't REALLY at stake... except for maybe climate change and global sea level fall, but who cares about that?

No, you really just came to this SANCTUARY for some sweet loot.

BOTH: Stack on top of each other to form something vaguely shaped like a real person

This accomplishes nothing. No, wait. You spot a SIGNPOST in the top right of the island! How did you not see that before?