i think the hardest part for me would be getting into the medium, when i played The Genesis Project i died because i didn't get everything done in time LOL. but after that its smooth sailing i swear, as for strife specibus...i don't really have anything weapon-y in my room. maybe wirekind since i got tons of those? it'd probably function as a whip of some kind.
i think i'd use the NOVELLA sylladex - there are only two rules, the user must write an accurate description of the item in order to access it and the description written must meet the word count of the number it is assigned in your sylladex. your laptop is the 4th card? describe it in 4 words! (someones probably come up with this before...idk but i thought it was pretty clever :D)
i think i would be too caught up on the literal destruction of earth to actually enjoy the game, but i'd probably grind as hard as possible to ensure everything goes smoothly - kind of like what Dave did. ^_^
I must get out of here. I must get free and in this mind is the key. -Agent Smith, The Matrix