> Alleycat: Consume the canned beans!

Well, you certainly don't need to be told twice. Goodness, you just adore PLAIN FOODS.

> Pick up the bug. put them in your inventory for safekeeping

Well, alright. If you ever happen to learn INSECTOID, it's good to have an ally. Probably. Most likely? You don't think the BUG holds ANY ILL WILL towards you...

> Rummage for coins under dumpster.

You don't have the longest arms, but it doesn't hurt to try, does it?

Maybe there's... hold on, you feel something.

DAMN IT! God, that hurts... why is this even here?? There's hardly a reason for a MOUSE TRAP nowadays. Mice DON'T EVEN FIT UNDER BINS anymore. At least it's free cheese...

> Slow dance with a Jen.exe poster.

That's just ridiculous! You DON'T KNOW HOW to SLOW DANCE! You can BARELY DANCE AT ALL! Only people who ever need it decide to buy a DISCOGRAPHY DEPOSIT.

... Although...

Maybe that wouldn't be terrible to invest in...?