>click on the Homestuck text

Might as well.

Oh my... That is a LOT of TOPICS.

>reply to every post you see to achieve NICHE INTERNET MICRO CELEBRITY status

That sounds COOL AS HELL but, sadly, YOU have no idea what to SAY! YOU need to obtain more INFORMATION POINTS. (IP)

SEER>Look at ads at the bottom of the page :)

Oh! Good idea! Maybe that will give some INFORMATION POINTS!

Well, that one doesn't but was very worth seeing. It seems to be named BUDDY. YOU gained TEN JOY POINTS.

YOU think you saw another ADVERTISEMENT.

YOU click on the WEIRD ADVERTISEMENT.