> Is that a note in the fridge? Perhaps that could shine a light upon an exit which doesn't take you through the suspiciously easy-to-open and dark door...

Haha, yeah. Okay. It checks the note on the fridge, making sure to avoid stepping on the wet mouth-pebbles from before.

"Hello, [UNNAMED].

Things are not what they seem.

The anawer to all of your questions lies beyond your feet.

Trust no one, and assume the worst."

It strikes us collectively that we missed our window to name the Creature and must now suffer the consequences of our negligence.