This thread caught me off-guard. I'll address the most important complaints first.
@Siofra: Worm is actually a really good story, and not reddit at all! In fact, it has a thread here at FRAF, which I recommend you check out https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/anybody-read-worm-parahumans It should be a good distraction from, well, this.
Okay, that's all.