Okay, okay, we all love or haven’t watched King of the Hill, now I have an important question.
Did everyone else know that Dairy Queen's advertisements here in Texas were literally made for only us and Dairy Queen's gimmick everywhere else ISN'T being Texan? It's not even from here. This shook me in a way that none of my friends from other states could understand because they haven’t seen Dairy Queen's Texas marketing.
That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.
I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.
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