@Spinstress he is Nawt an actual journalist - he calls himself one because it makes him seem important/impartial when he is unfortunately none of those things. ancient (i hope...) is intentionally trolling by making it seem like he could be or wants to appear as if hes gio to "waste our time," but what ancient likely doesn't realize is that every time we have a round of back and forth here it pushes Carmi's thread to the top of the lists, thus amplifying it :)