In topic: "You Are A Building"

Wednesday, August 13th, 2025, 5:20 AM23 days ago

> run?


You don't know why the cops are trying to arrest you, since you didn't commit any crime. So you run away from the cops, which you suppose is probably a crime in itself. Oh well. You don't like the cops anyway. They hated it when you sang your anti-racism PSAs because they kept getting noise complaints.


Speaking of noise: You're sure making a lot of it! Turns out that a 200,000 ton structure hitting the bricks makes quite an impact on the road. And jostles up your insides real good. You sure wouldn't want to, say, BE A HUMAN ON THE INSIDE right now.


But you've got bigger problems than your occupants. There's a long line of cars up ahead that isn't moving at all. How are you going to deal with them???


(sidenote: thanks! you're welcome.)


Stan is running away from the helicopter and making THUMPS and craters as he runs. There's eight red cars (two lanes of 4) up ahead.)