I've been playing around with the idea since I first saw this posted, I don't have anything concrete right now but i've temporarily- nevermind i was gonna say land of grand objectives and transcription, but then as I was writing this I wrote the word temporarily and got inspired

I, THE LOWE GOAT, MAID OF TIME, WOULD RESIDE ON

[drumroll]

Land of Grand Objectives and Transience!

or

LOGOAT!!!!