i'm 29, but i've been here for about 15 years, i could be here for another 20 if it remains as interesting as it has been. a couple weeks ago, i started medication for suppressing heartburn and i bought a bunch of compression socks because my feet keep swelling. this is mostly because i started estrogen, but still. it sure does not help feeling old.

my personal favorite crackpot theory is "vriska was mind controlling everyone in their a6a6i5 lilypad conversations" followed shortly by tavros in scarlet.