I'd like to talk about Comic 3: so messed up.... jelly??? omfg thats SO MESSED UP!!!
It's important to note that SBaHJ were invented as a commentary on the gamer bro webcomic culture that was popular at the time, as opposed to the current culture of webcomics mostly being popular with furries and gay people. Hella Jeff's insistence that the hot dog/jelly experiment has to be the result of some kind of drug (most likely marijuana)does not make him the relatable party. It's a critique of how stagnant the culture can be; where any new idea is chalked up to illicit drugs in a quick and "witty" attempt to shut down the conversation.
If you've ever had those little hot dogs in a sauce served out of your aunt's slow cooker, there's a high chance jelly was involved. The sweetness and acidity go well with the fatty flavor of a premium pork roll. I'm not convinced regular grape jelly is the way to go myself. I'd want to try an orange marmalade or maybe apricot jam. But maybe Sweet Bro was beginning the testing process before Hella Jeff's mockery stopped him.
Magic is FAKE AS SHIT/FUCKING REAL