>Hey now, wait a minute, we can’t forget to NAME HER! Imagine that, forgetting to name a character. that could never happen. Anyways, name her NERD MCSCIENCEFACE.

I hope this graph serves to illustrate just how few LABORIOUS SHENANIGANS this woman is willing to put up with.

> give her the name CAROLINE BELL

I mean, it's alright, but.. Did you.. did you check the graph, or..?

> We had the creature, now we have THE ANALYST.

She likes the sound of just THE ANALYST, she thinks. Simple, descriptive, to the point. The "THE" really adds a lot of pazzazz, she adds.

She has been CHRISTENED as THE ANALYST.

You hope not everyone you meet is like this.