>steal time from the company by goofing off on the computer

Boss makes a dollar, she makes a dime, so she fucks around with the computer on company time.

It's usually just making graphs.

She boots up the computer. The comforting gaze of BLERGH, PHTISIS CORP's very own mascot greets her upon arriving at her desktop.

How weird, it seems CREATURECHAT has a notification.