>HANNAH: Remove the burger facial features and put them on your own face. Absorb the power of the clown

You remove the toothpicks and use the bits of tape that stuck the paper to the picks to stick them to your face and snap a quick photo so that you have photographic proof that you really are losing your mind. You don't feel any clown powers unless clowns have the power of sheer embarrassment. You can never let anyone see this photo.

>HANNAH: Think Of Poppy. Try Not To Run over pedestrians

As you start your drive home you wonder if Poppy will be there. It's saturday, so you wonder if she'll ask you to come to her weird clown church tomorrow, You don't want to turn her down because she's so positive that any negativity directed her way feels like kicking a puppy. You swear it's the worst form of emotional manipulation you know, she's like an evil genius except that her schemes are mostly bringing happiness to children's lives. You'll find her secret plans for world domination one day. Ugh, why is this kid on the road. You try not to hit the pedestrian who has clearly no awareness of traffic. While you think of this pedestrian you impulsively avoid hitting Poppy. This is easy because she's clearly not on the road and is probably at the apartment.

>HANNAH: Add TOOTHPICKS to INVENTORY. They'll be important later. They must be.

As you pull into your driveway and bundle up the junk from your meal to throw away you add the TOOTHPICKS to your INVENTORY, which is really just a nerdy way to refer to the items you currently carry on your person. It's not some metaphysical space where you can store items for later. That wouldn't be grounded in reality and surely would break suspension of disbelief.