i just watched a movie called noah’s ark jumping the broom. it’s a movie from this gay series where a quirky cast of gay guys doing sitcom shenanigans. AND ITS LITRWLLY SO IRRITATING BECAUSE THEYRE SO TRIFLING AND ALWAYS CHEATING JUST TO CAUSE DRAMA AND SO DAMN CORNY. KARKAT WOULD LOVE IT. karkat would be fully laughing and crying and pointing at the screen, especially bc the main characters boyfriend starts out as a DL bi man much like his own.