> open the greatest game of all time, Rollercoaster Tycoon

Not while he's watching...

> ANALYST: Place that... oddly titled folder in a place not on your desktop, and open CREATURECHAT.

No, look. To no one's surprise, this folder also contains graphs. So WHAT if it WAS actual softcore pornography, you PHILISTINE? CAN A WOMAN OF SCIENCE NOT INDULGE IN PLEASURES OF THE FLESH?

There is only one thing greater. Statistics.

She opens up Creaturechat and scrolls all the way through the Creature Repertoire to find the notification.

It seems CR118 (we know him!) is having some sort of trouble with the TEST.

Usually she'd be able to chat with the creatures directly for assistance, but it seems something's gone wrong with the creature's signal.

She'd better get to the IRRADIATION TEST CHAMBER, pronto.

That's how we get to keep our CREATURE safe. That's what this whole thing was about, remember?