> Zooted Pooplord

Aye you're a geg.

> Teague O'Toole

Close enough.

> Take a gander at ye surroundins

Your name is TEAGUE, though you've also been known to go by SIOFRA because you're a FRUIT. You like spending all day in your room don't you, specky? You have a variety of SPECKY BASTARD INTERESTS, such as playing VIDEO GAMES FOR WEANS, reading EDGY WEBCOMICS, and WRITING MY LITTLE PONY FANFICTION. You also fancy yourself a bit of a CASANOVA, and wish you were GOTH.

What will you do?