"Have you ever seen a theory that you felt is just wrong and you hate it"

Pal that sums up so many experiences with fandom.

Let's just list a few things.

AWFUL, AWFUL THEORIES, I WANT TO BLEACH MY BRAIN

- Kaworu in Neon Genesis Evangelion does not really love Shinji, people are just "misinterpreting" that he's expressing the love God feels for all creation

- The Engineers in Alien/Prometheus are not the Space Jockey species, they just got inspiration from their technology and morphology

- Ancient vampires in Legacy of Kain have 3 fingers on each hand and 2 toes on each feet because (3x2) + (2x2) = 10, 10 being the number of the Pillars + the Reaver