the homestuck fandom SHOULD take the cabbage, then the wolf, then the goat. the cabbage doesn't do anything, the wolf won't eat the cabbage, and by the time the homestuck fandom has brought the goat over they've brought everything to the other side of the river.

the homestuck fandom WOULD pile all of their items on the boat until it sunk with the homestuck fandom in it. the cabbage would float to the top of the water and reach the other side of the river. it would then grow another mildly different homestuck fandom on the shore and the cycle would start again.