i forgot what it was going to be about so ill be taking a new creative direction with it
anyways beforehand

da shit

i may be a thief 

but thats the nature of irony

here we be pirates

ships sailing on stolen tirades

crews all in, never get tired 

party all night and spit some fires

manning our cannons 

shooting our shot 

dropping lessons in parody like theyre hot

dont be looking at me with those spades

drooling at me eyes digging past these shades

of rad and cool, certified heavenmade 

im him, bold

comedy gold

not perfection incarnate, but from a shiny mould

one in four thousand million or so

the man, the myth, the legend, im it 

yes i do believe im hotshit 

ultimate man of ultimate destiny

god put me up as the dj and skate jesus made me the mc

to drop the sickest beats and rap of all of history

the knight of all nights

draped in a cape

sexy taken shape 

just look at my form admire or hate

ass got mass 

i quench a thirst you cant sate

slaying the beast with my words

circle my date

weaponizing rhymes cause pens beat swords

and my victorys fate

long live comedy past the gate

they made me king cause it was innate

and then comes the revolution, how the turns table

taking to arms all the people able

manufacture production and keeping the econony stable

shits so innovative mysterious that you just cant quite put a label

its the ironaissantic swagalactic era fabled 

hopping on the hype train

in so deep were dipping hadal

make the money rain

faces all over cable

rock, bronze, iron, fire

gas, thermite, nitro, coal

shot shot to the goal

paradoxic cool and antithesis of cold

so radpilled demoncore

humors existed since centuries of yore

youre free to browse my wares

theres much in store so much to share

many lands and horizons to explore and ways to fare

and all the underlying potential there

then cometh he with the stride

innuendos speak of a bride

were all in for the wild ride

from the train to orbiting pride

and all the other suns journeys begun

im sure you understand fun

cringe is neither here nor there

get it done

cringe is neither here nor there 

dont be dumb

if youre falling fall in style 

dont waste your time lingering on denial

be tenacious be ostentatious 

get shit done be efficacious

my advice is gracious

but i also damn hope its contagious 

invent new meanings be rapacious

being courageous or salacious

avoiding lameness

thats not usually heinous

uhhh anus