Retrieve arms, Like in MSPA!!

Hah! Good one. Early Homestuck was the greatest, wasn't it?

No, seriously, wasn't it? You were like -3 years old when Homestuck started, so you have no idea.

Log onto computer. Don't even bother examining room.

C'mon, what kind of Homestuck fan skips examining his room for no reason? That would be Playing Wrong.

Consult your piggy bank earnings.

GODDAMMIT!

You were always scared to touch your piggy bank in case you accidentally knocked it off its perch. Now look at poor porky... shattered into a million, trillion pieces. Examining your room is risky business!