it's so cool that homestuck has a satanic Deceiver Lord Of Lies type character who doesn't lie at all, because the moment he says anything it immediately BECOMES true. such a good spin on the author-insert concept. leading on from that i love that almost everything he does is just, like, the kind of stuff any writer does in the process of creating a story, but because he's actually There it becomes fucked up and evil
>eats somewhere other than olive garden once
>fucking dies