In the fields of my dreams I came across a little mystical dwarf, he was mending something with his bare hands, in a funny fashion, he was mocking me the whole time, calling me weak, unfulfilled and overall not a very good tea drinker, I was very very very very very very upset at this, and I told him
"You gotta just stop dude, alright, I cant help me being stupid, but the tea drinking bit, nah, nah, dude, not happening. Nope"
You see I said that in the heat of the moment, and I apologize for how crass and rude that was but I couldn't help myself. I really couldnt, and so, I apologized to him, I said to him
"Listen that was really really rude of me to do that"
He said it was "alright" Really. I couldnt believe it myself, so anyways he was mending me a goddamn, thingy, he put it in my chest, flew up in the air and gave me that name, he then put me back into bed. So yeah, it's what you see beside me.