> APPRENTICE: Use cauldron as a stepping stool to reach the Star Book.

Close! But unfortunately this is a slippery and uneven second hand cauldron. The WIZARD'S APPRENTICE tumbles in a fantastical way, and loses 2 HP!

> APPRENTICE: ponder patch of grass on the floor

They ponder the patch of grass which currently cushions their head. For the most part is IS just a patch of grass, a piece of turf ripped straight from the earth and placed in the APPRENTICE's room by their MASTER.

Supposedly they can plant things in it, but they just haven't gotten around to it yet.

Unfortunately, the APPRENTICE already has the [PONDERIFICUS] buff, and it does not stack.