> APPRENTICE: Sit inside cauldron like a little cauldron goblin

The APPRENTICE rights the cauldron and sits in it. It is a tight squeeze.

This is ludicrous. What is this meant to accomplish? What are we doing here? We're being so foolish that-

oh. The APPRENTICE gains the [TOMFOOLISHNESSITY] buff, giving them a temporary +1 gain to their GIZMO'S GAMBIT stat.