>Jedd Denim

Ohohoh, yes. A most befitting name for a dignified intellectual such as yourself, you muse. You imagine it on plaques, in lights, and on your future wife's passport. NO ONE could disrespect a name like Jedd Denim. Not even the textile industry.

But that's enough of that. It's time to focus on the predicament at hand. Beside you lies a WRENCH. The walls are adorned with IRON PLATES. The BOILER continues to hum menacingly. You are currently facing NORTH.

What will you do?