I think it's 50-50 whether she would make the tarantula her awesome mascot, or brutally kill it for reminding her of Spidermom.
A girl stands in her bedroom on her 26th birthday. As she waits for the mail-centipede to arrive, her fingers twiddle with her long grey beard. The beard twiddles back.
"TEAM MADRIGOG" on Ao3 and FFN