Somewhere outside of reality as we know it exists a realm of infinite size, seemingly existing only to contain a single equally large monster. This monster's name is Eyea, a name which is quite easy to spell, yet not a single soul knows how to pronounce it correctly. Eyea cannot leave their realm, but they can reach out into other realities through portals. These portals all resemble the same eerie face, one carrying a sort of uncanny valley quality. Due to the very limited size of these portals and Eyea's aforementioned infinite size, they cannot do much more than reach a few limbs through the portals, but for a being of such immense cosmic power, even a few limbs reaching through a portal have the potential to rival gods.

Anyway, they're a total jackass. Think like that one coworker you have, except they can turn you inside out on a whim. It's like that. They just love poking and prodding at everyone and everything capable of being annoyed by it, and you can't even do anything about it because they're a goddamn immortal eldritch super-ultra-mega god or whatever the fuck. Maybe you think this all sounds really cool, or really funny, but that's just because you've never had to put up with them yourself. You can never understand my pain. I'm just typing about them and they're still finding a way to get in my head oh my god they're so fucking obnoxious I can't even