[Before expressing this, I just want to say I respect the Beyond Canon creators.]

Dirk you suck, you've never sucked more than in this sacred and prestigious moment of unveiling your fanspecies. All of your Epilogues shitty moves are nothing compared to this travesty of a worldbuilding. What did you even DO to these poor Satyrs.

Dirk took one look at the worldbuilding class and decided that he was better than this, no, he didn't need to "study" Tolkien or Herbert or Jemisin or Bigencenryin or anything.