> PP: Suddenly realise you are very thirsty.

You have not had anything to drink in the several hours you've been standing in your office doing fuck all. This is partly due to the fact you do not have anything to drink in here. If you want to avoid dehydrating to death you are going to have to... Go outside...

Where does water even come from, actually, do they just get it from the Battlefield? You guess we'll never know. You kind of wish you did, though, feels like knowing something like that would be useful for a guy whose job is to talk about piss.