Loading reply snippet...The treatment for this devastating condition is, of course, ligma balls. Since Ult Dirk is the best in teh multiverse at everything, he decides to create his own ligma balls. The balls end up being so awesome, they become sentient Dirk-splinters. Ever afterwards, he is followed around by two talking, levitating balls known as Ligma!Dirk1 and Ligma!Dirk2. This is canon now.