>Break_in
you wake up on top of a building. you kinda feel the urge to steal something.
[suggestions are accepted. im also crossposting this so prompts may appear out of the void.]
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> Eat the pumpkin
You pick up the pumpkin and inspect it thoroughly. You think it would be absolutely delicious, however you dont recall ever owning a pumpkin which means that you are stealing it.
The pumpkin is pilfered into your trusty Haversnatch.
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>check how far the ground is
>check how far the ground is
pretty far.
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> Change Gravity so you can walk down.
You cannot change gravity.
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You are now this guy. you were just about to clock into your job at the money factory when you witnessed someone walk off the top of your work. you probably dont want to be here when they land.
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> Rob bank
You are quite certain you cant see a bank.
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> Go into the nearest corner shop and buy a monster energy
You dont think there is a corner shop around here. its just your work and and a lame road. Well, it cant hurt to check your catacocoon for leftovers from last night intense gaming sesh.
Wait.. is that?
Oh hell yes! A leftover Haunter energy. This intangible invigorator has helped you through many late night Gaming sessions.
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You ENCASE the can in your catacocoon and AFFIX it to your storage branch. You should probably head inside soon or that guy will fall on you.
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> Head inside.
you enter the lobby of your workplace. up the stairs is the master elevator. on the wall behind you is an ostentatious portrait of the founders; lionel pump, and sun king.
You are this guy again. you spot a nearby radar dish and grab it to break your.. oh well nevermind.
Back to this guy. Something sets off the buildings security system. This will make getting to your job much harder.
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> yell obscene ramblings about wanting to escape from the security at the wall. This will, in hope, be an anti-security measure.
You search for the most emotionally vulnerable wall in this room. counting clockwise from the left you decide the fourth wall looks perticularly mopey today. you yell an absurd sting of obscenities at the wall. it turns out there was a voice activated access to the security system here (weird you never noticed) and it just so happens you yelled a password into it.
Huh. you try saying the words again but it appears you also said the passcode to instantly terminate the voice activation function. Oh well.
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