Dream Homestuck Merch?

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Wednesday, September 3rd, 2025, 10:07 PMabout 1 month ago

What would be the ultimate merchandise for homestuck in your eyes?
For me it'd be a blind bag series like crazy bones or trash pack. The little sprites are literally perfect for it. Open a pack aw dangit another common jake english if only it was the clear caliborn.

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girl eridan
Saturday, September 13th, 2025, 9:09 PMabout 1 month ago

ANYTHING CALLIOPE RELATED!!!!

Tuesday, September 16th, 2025, 6:42 PM29 days ago

literally anything that was sold on whatpumpkin and forfansbyfans forever ago. i was a not adult with 0 money when they were in full swing, and now i'm an adult with 3 money and there's very very little.

toby fox with a foxy slunt

seven
Wednesday, September 17th, 2025, 10:48 AM29 days ago

LİFESİZED DOC SCRATCH DOLL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

^ Correct as ever!

Mithrifer
Wednesday, September 17th, 2025, 10:51 AM29 days ago

As a more sane reply I want a carapacian/battlefield themed chess set, dolls of like every carapacian and leprechaun and the clothes of the characters. Like all the clothes. I want the Cairo Overcoat specifically.

^ Correct as ever!

Mithrifer
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2025, 3:40 PM23 days ago

I think soundtrack vinyls would so soo cool, also kinda simple but I think new figures would be fun

rails b4 pails!!

:O3

meowmewo


MEOW
Wednesday, September 24th, 2025, 8:08 PM21 days ago

more squiddles. PLEASE.


that and also maybe some of the alchemized outfits.



Wednesday, September 24th, 2025, 8:11 PM21 days ago

big agree on the blind boxes though that might be a little expensive to make. also more keychains i looove keychains. and maybe computer covers?

yes sir the earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter

Thursday, September 25th, 2025, 0:50 AM21 days ago

mmmmm davepeta and jasprose plushes

Blueberry Lunascratch
Tuesday, September 30th, 2025, 4:33 AM16 days ago

@seven


I would actually sell my firstborn child to have back the old merch. WLF/FFBF had such a bomb merch selection I want the new merch store to live up to its glory but most likely not. I just miss the variety and creativity that the old store had. And I want to be able to buy the merch without having to take out a second mortgage. Bring back the derse/prospit stuff, bring back the fanmade shirts, bring back the Terezi stuff (biased)!

i'm fujoshing out

recalcitrantAmalgam
Tuesday, September 30th, 2025, 5:31 PM16 days ago

please please please, anything with the alpha kids. i get why there's so much for the other characters but the alpha kids are also an integral part of the comic and they just get pushed to the wayside for promotional material... i shouldn't be too jealous the beta kids are the meat of the comic but. i just really want the alpha kids to get some love.

Choir
Tuesday, October 7th, 2025, 5:58 PM9 days ago

heavy seconding everyone on the vinyls holy fuck would i want those. otherwise... sburb stuff would be cool! i'd love them to get the homestuck books back up and running, and i know talk of a sburbology book has been around fan spaces for fucking ages. i'd wear the fuck out of like... skaianet systems or crockercorp fancy graphic tees, if you see the vision. that cool 70s computer ad type deal.

-- real slim shady

junedave
Saturday, October 11th, 2025, 6:13 PM5 days ago

i really want the old shirt designs back, the ringers and what not. the current shirts feel a little too plain and costume-y to me, where as these are like. real shirts that they would actually wear, y'know? plus these ads that were on topatoco are very charming to me





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