nice guys really do fin-ish last, huh?
#unbelievwable #nice misunderstood highbloods
-magic isnt real, ampora out.
blend him. free blue raspberry sorbet
TESTING TESTING FORTNITE
rip his horns out using dental equipment
Sharp objects, Blunt weapons, Firearms, Chemical Weapons, Lamp Oil, Ropes, Bombs. He doesn't really have any resistances.
That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.
I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.
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Have him over at your house and when he least expects it Knock him out with a Life-Size Tegiri......... Make tegbruh real oomf
you could like decapitate him
meow! :33
True and real answer is to get his ticket for the train, in which doing so will convince him to go out on Slam or Get Culled (which, mind you, it's pointed out repeatedly that it's a show heavily biased towards and only ever been won by purple bloods). So while it will happen off screen, doing these events will likely result in Zebruh's cruel and agonizing death.
Kindness, Kindness Terezi~ Kindness, Kindness Terezi~
throw a voodoo doll of him into a wood chipper then set the remains on fire
looks around nervously and gulps...
“When I place my legs in a cage of spandex I dance like hell to release the madness!!”
insult him
Write-Host "No sweep like the one you're fucking in, as they say."
i feel like you could easily push him off of a cliff. like he's INCREDIBLY shrimpy for an indigo. he'd die by one good hit to the head
Bard of Heart - Caprilo
Kill him with hammers.
glue factory . i know hes not a horse but surely it would work
