I REALLY like the Condesce

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Tuesday, August 12th, 2025, 5:03 AM24 days ago

So me and my older sibling were talking about homestuck, and we were talking about characters we liked.


We both are big fans of the Condesce for a number of reasons. one, her design is awesome, she looks so hot and SO totally kewl. Two, her character personality. She is ruthless, a terrible dictator, and a genicidal maniac but I’ll be darned if she doesn’t look good doing it!


We also really like how she talks. You’d expect a Queen to be noble, but she’s instead VERY vulgar. Her way of speaking totally threw me off guard. Not to mention how funny it is that Betty Crocker is run by an evil space witch.


I will never look at Betty Crocker the same.

were doin it man

WERE MAKIN THIS HAPEN

GummyYay
Tuesday, August 12th, 2025, 5:19 AM24 days ago

As a Cronus fan, I am with you on enjoying a character that looks and sounds(voice wise, not on paper) cool but is otherwise just the absolute worst

Good D4y

Tuesday, August 12th, 2025, 1:49 PM24 days ago

Despite everything she did, I wish the Condesce had survived long enough to see the troll species brought back from extinction. (Plus, yeah, she hot.)

"This is StuckUnderHell, nor am I out of it." - Mephistopheles


Bandersnatch Wrangler
Tuesday, August 12th, 2025, 2:49 PM24 days ago

Meenah did nothing wrong 💔💔 clowns did all that shit how was she supposed to know

>eats somewhere other than olive garden once

>fucking dies

JakeMorph
Tuesday, August 12th, 2025, 3:04 PM24 days ago

reminder to people here that gummyyay is a first time reader! be careful with spoilers!


also, gummyyay, I'd recommend making a dedicated single liveread thread so it's easier for people to keep track and avoid spoiling and stuff! it's been really cool watching a new reader going through homestuck :)

the epilogues are the best part of homestuck

lowe Shawthorn
Tuesday, August 12th, 2025, 3:14 PM24 days ago

I recommend appending threads with (BLIND) or something like that to avoid spoilers but yeah a liveread thread is a good idea


Squiddo
Tuesday, August 12th, 2025, 3:21 PM24 days ago

sorry gummy 😔 I mean the woman whose name we don't know yet did nothing wrong

>eats somewhere other than olive garden once

>fucking dies

JakeMorph
Tuesday, August 12th, 2025, 4:54 PM24 days ago

lol, ur good I know who Meenah is, also good tip, Squiddo!


I know a little info about the dancestors but nothing spoilerish!

were doin it man

WERE MAKIN THIS HAPEN

GummyYay
Tuesday, August 12th, 2025, 5:17 PM24 days ago

Hate Meenah, but the Condesce? OMFG I love her, she's awful


Spooky97
Tuesday, August 12th, 2025, 8:39 PM23 days ago

the condescense did nothing wrong

tara and raven superfan

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