A young man stands in his RV. It just so happens that today, the 6th of August, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was 24 years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
JESSEQUEST: https://mspfa.com/?s=64337&p=1
> Resignedly do not shit in the meth
You reluctantly stop yourself this time. There's still fat stacks to be made from this batch, and you're kind of broke at the moment.
>accept the reality that you look like a kid named finger. (please)
Okay, you might have gone overboard with the meth this time. You're kind of freaking the fuck out.
JESSEQUEST: https://mspfa.com/?s=64337&p=1
> ignore all the bad vibes and try to chill
beep boop 🤖🚀
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JESSEQUEST: https://mspfa.com/?s=64337&p=1
>[S] ignore all the bad vibes and try to chill
mspfa link because obviously i couldn't get it to work on here.
https://mspfa.com/?s=64337&p=17
JESSEQUEST: https://mspfa.com/?s=64337&p=1
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Despite yourself, you are starting to feel pretty relaxed-oh fuck.
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He is not happy
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Yikes.
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:(
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Okay fuck it.
[S] Jesse: STRIFE!
LINK!!: https://mspfa.com/?s=64337&p=26
That'll teach Mr. White to yell at you. Now pay up, bitch.
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Mr. White?
> quest: begin
Jesse's a bit preoccupied. He can't start his quest just yet.
JESSEQUEST: https://mspfa.com/?s=64337&p=1
>Jesse: attemp to dissolve Mr. White’s body in your bathtu.
This is some straight up delirious biznasty, Dawg!!
> BADGERPHONE. PHONE BADGER. THIS IS DIRE.
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.
>BADGERPHONE. PHONE BADGER. THIS IS DIRE.
Badger? Who's Badger? There is no Badger. There is, however, a young man chilling in his living room, but he has not yet been named. Help out with that please?
JESSEQUEST: https://mspfa.com/?s=64337&p=1
>thicc pete
>THE GUY
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