What ability from Homestuck would you most like?

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Friday, August 8th, 2025, 0:35 AM28 days ago

Whats up rumpus enjoyers, its TA with another silly whacky question: Out of all the powers (or power sets) that exist in Homestuck proper would you most like to have??? I'm talking anything that we as humans on this plane of existence would consider abnormal, so something as basic as Equius's crazy STRENGTH is a totally valid answer.


Me personally, I would go with Johns Heir of Breath powers for sure. Not his retcon, that's too OP for me, but for sure the windy thing and general flight n stuff.


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Friday, August 8th, 2025, 0:44 AM28 days ago

The cerulean blood body control psionic.


'Nuff said.

-- The Butch

Margot Kix
Friday, August 8th, 2025, 0:44 AM28 days ago

it sounds to cop-out for me, but I would really thrive with all of Dave's exploitation of Time powers

Gimme all of that, and probably just stuff that comes with being a God Tier, I'll take it.


bar all the potential trauma, it would be gas as fuck

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HisoNoKami
Friday, August 8th, 2025, 0:52 AM28 days ago

re: HisNoKami


Not a copout at all! Time powers go very hard, though I can see managing time loops to be pretty stressful


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Friday, August 8th, 2025, 1:00 AM28 days ago

copout answer: retconning. I just really like time travel.


More real answer: Gotta be Equius' STRENGTH I love the idea of just being the guy that punches really hard. Good job manipulating space to beat that guy I personally just tackled him and he turned into residue.

That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.

I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.


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Raffy
Friday, August 8th, 2025, 1:14 AM28 days ago

goldblood psionics. not just because the captors are some of my favorite characters but itd just be really useful and you could do a whole bunch with them (fly, power your devices/appliances, telekinesis, and you basically have a built in means of self defense)

Friday, August 8th, 2025, 1:16 AM28 days ago

aradia's ghost summoning, & her post-ascension time powers.

Artificer
Friday, August 8th, 2025, 1:17 AM28 days ago

re: helmsman

THIS IS MY SECOND (ha) CHOICE AMAZING PICK


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Friday, August 8th, 2025, 1:22 AM28 days ago

re: Artificier


Thats an unexpected yet amazing pick! (the ghost summoning specifically is a niche pick that i lowkey forgot was an option)


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Friday, August 8th, 2025, 2:09 AM28 days ago

I want Jade's space powers because you instantly become the strongest thing on the planet by way of you are the only one who can control how "big" or "small" things. Roxy's void powers are also pretty cool, I think the Space players just got the coolest most lowkey OP powers in the whole comic that nobody really mentions in the comic for some reason.



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elegantSpinstress
Friday, August 8th, 2025, 2:27 AM28 days ago

give me that breath power cuz it lowkey sounds hype to control wind. You can fly kites anytime u want. That shit is cool.

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Topic: What ability from Homestuck would you most like?