Can he stop
dave is gay bc he is lame
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he is gay for a very special reason
(disclaimer: words above spoken by LEAST qualified word-speaker EVER!!!)
Beacuse of is the "Woke Liberal Agenda" to turn all of our ckids gay by seeing "Cool Guy Dave" and going.. wow.. i am also become gay... open your eyes SHHEPLE...
no he cant stop being gay its kind of an illness. and its contagious. like if you ever come across him irl dont get too close to him
I believe if we find the right box of toblerones, the answer will be revealed to us.
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i think it is cosmically predestined
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dave is gay because he is red, all red people in homestuck are gay.
you should watch Kaitou Sentai Lupinranger VS Keisatsu Sentai Patranger
if dave transitioned would she still be gay or would she unlock like some kind of secret post-ironic sexuality (as opposed to the regular post-ironic sexuality he currently has)
its a lot better than him being bi. i think you should be happy
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It's like Homestuck but during Antebellum slavery.
there once was a reticent douche
too tepid to ever let loose
unpursing that miserly
puckered up geyser
required a crapping caboose
he actually can stop he just chooses not to. some say its because its cooler that way. some say its like when your mom tells you, ‘stop making that face or else its going to stay like that forever’. nobody really knows for sure though
He actually isn't! It's just a really big prank on Karkat because he hates him a lot and is really mean. Dave would never be part of the work mob
That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.
I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.
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its because if you spell dave backwards you get homosexual
its true, try it yourself
I think he's having fun
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Amateur rapper to professional homosexual ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
He is gay because he was foretold to be. His existence of being gay then was used as a prophecy, wherein a Knight of Time in a very specific webcomic would be gay. It is a self-fulfilling prophecy, never to be broken by the movement of time. He remains stagnant as TimeBound, while everything else moves and changes around him.
The gloobiness... It never stops...
did dave write this post
ab aeterno, et aeterno
commitment to the bit. freestyle raps about men and penises became His Thing, and he's not gonna drop it now, come on
sincerely, a Makara + Strider apologist
if you rearrange the letters in dave you get gay
oops how'd that sendificate there
