You are a very serious PISS PHILOSOPHER. One of Derse's best, as a matter of fact. One of the best piss philosophers in the entire Incipisphere if we're being honest. Okay fine you're the only one.
You are the one and only PISS PHILOSOPHER and you are currently standing in your unbelievably shitty looking office doing fuck all.
What will you do?
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> PP: Fondly regard redaction
> PP: Look up at the sick and awesome poster of Homer Simpson taped to your ceiling.
> PP: scarf down the cards. leave your office immediately.
censor THIS.
> Philosophically ponder books.
it's me! the one who keeps stealing all your time!
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> Consider becoming a NORMAL PHILOSOPHER instead.
> PP: Stop pondering, considering, or regarding anything except for piss immediately. And the Nine of Clubs. The Nine of Clubs is cool.