Now, let us BEGIN.
YOU ARE CHRIS A.! That is your NAME. Possibly also your SPECIES and POLITICAL ALIGNMENT. You are CURRENTLY on the FRAF FORUMS about to make a TOPIC POST.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
>Start an internet argument
You really do not want to start an ARGUMENT, lest you be FLAMED. Then, you'll NEVER get help! Besides, YOU just got this ACCOUNT, there's no time to get BANNED!
There's a lot to look at on this FORUM. It's a lot of INFORMATION to take in. YOU take FIVE POINTS of INFORMATION-RETENTION damage.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
>click on the Homestuck text
sincerely, a Makara + Strider apologist
>reply to every post you see to achieve NICHE INTERNET MICRO CELEBRITY status
SEER>Look at ads at the bottom of the page :)
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>click on the Homestuck text
Might as well.
Oh my... That is a LOT of TOPICS.
>reply to every post you see to achieve NICHE INTERNET MICRO CELEBRITY status
That sounds COOL AS HELL but, sadly, YOU have no idea what to SAY! YOU need to obtain more INFORMATION POINTS. (IP)
SEER>Look at ads at the bottom of the page :)
Oh! Good idea! Maybe that will give some INFORMATION POINTS!
Well, that one doesn't but was very worth seeing. It seems to be named BUDDY. YOU gained TEN JOY POINTS.
YOU think you saw another ADVERTISEMENT.
YOU click on the WEIRD ADVERTISEMENT.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
What.
The.
FUCK.
This- This can't be right?! The images here... They... They show YOU! And people saying the things YOU do! This can't be real... It.. It can't!
Right?
Right?!
YOU take 30 points of MENTAL DAMAGE.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
What the fuck.
What the actual fuck.
Direct line of communication established. Hello, Seer! Now that you're here,
> Take another look around the room. Are you able to leave, or are you trapped?
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/forum-god-game-calvinball-with-cards
You look around the ROOM.
You see FOUR CLOCKS, a SCALE, a CALANDAR (Current Date: December 31st, 1999), POSTERS, a CORKBOARD WITH RED STRING, VARIOUS MEDICATIONS on a DESK, and A MIRROR HOLD AN UNFAMILIAR SHAPE. The DOOR is BOARDED from the INSIDE.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
This isn't right. Who is that. Is that me??? What the hell is happeningohg od i can t sdoi this i cant do this i ca nt do ., whatshappeningicantbreath
>Take a deep breath
That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.
I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.
READ BLOODSTUCK https://archiveofourown.org/works/66056185/chapters/170221711
> Inspect the corkboard.
sincerely, a Makara + Strider apologist
>Take a deep breath
YOU try to breath. YOUR throat catches on itself. YOU can barely get any air.
YOU look upon the INHALER.
YOU use the INHALER. YOUR throat begins to open back up. YOU breath sweet fresh air. YOU pocket the INHALER.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
> Inspect the corkboard.
YOU inspect the CORKBOARD. It seems to show various CONSPIRACY THEORIES in relation to the year 2000. That year begins TOMORROW.
For a reason you CANNOT SEEM TO PUT INTO WORDS, the thought of TOMORROW utterly TERRIFIES you, down to your very CORE. YOU have no idea who made this CONSPIRACY BOARD, but a thought gnaws at YOU. YOU do not want to believe it, but it all seems to point towards it.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
Did... Did I make this? Christ, what the hell!? What's so important about tomorrow? What the hell even is any of this stuff? It makes no sense!
>Inspect the clocks. Why do they show different times?
rors :)
>make ironic masterwork to calm the shit down
>make ironic masterwork to calm the shit down
Y̴̹̭̋o̵͔̰̙̼̾̑̄͛͝ṵ̴̗͋͌̒́͜ ̵̨̍g̸̥͍͇͔̏o̵̫͉̫̽t̷̤͔͗́̀̚͝ ̴̢̣̄̕į̷͙̤̻̠̎̿̀̎͘ț̴̈́̈́!̸̟̣̱̜̞̈́͗̓̔̈ ̵̼͕̬͂͆̔͝͠Ị̷̤̦̩̆͛ ̸̧̗̜̯̒l̵̼̬̤͐o̵͉̲͂͌͛͗v̴̢̒́ë̶͔̙́̇̂̓ ̵̡̞̣̥͖̊̒̽͂͑s̷͈̜̈́̌̀̾͠b̷̝̙̟̆̀̄̄ẳ̵̲̝̱̺͉h̶̺͛̈́j̶͔̫̀͜͝ͅ
(clock inspection later im busy okay i will keep updating guys trust me this is out of character okay im not forgetting about this i just have one (1) artist rn okay listen okay.)
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
I.. I didn't make this. Where the hell did that come from. Why is it on my computer.