[Hi I think im going to attempt a quick little forumventure for a few days until university starts. This is my first time doing this]
You are a GIRL looking for ADVENTURE. Or at the very least do something for your own amusement. What will you do?
— matpat
>Trip over the nearest rock and make a cartoon splat noise when you hit the ground.
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>Trip over the nearest rock and make a cartoon splat noise when you hit the ground.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After giving you much needed MEDICAL ATTENTION, the HALL MONITOR sent you back to your ROOM.
Adventure Attempt One (1): FAIL.
— matpat
>FAST! Open the nearest closet! Just do it! Don't even think about it just open the closet!
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>FAST! Open the nearest closet! Just do it! Don't even think about it just open the closet!
You panickily run to your closet as FAST as you can!
You are kind of confused why you were told to run here. What's so adventurous about this anyways? Did the prompt just want you to inspect the closet? In an adventurous way?
Well, here you are, staring at your closet. You just have SEVERAL C.O.A.H. BOARDING SCHOOL SHIRTS, TWO (2) BOXES , and your trusty MARY JANE SHOES.
— matpat
>Ok, girl, go inside. be in the closet, girl. maybe you’ll end up in the fantastical land of narnia when you close the door behind you.
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>Ok, girl, go inside. be in the closet, girl.
N-no. You don't want to go in the closet. You tried going to Narnia once before, a long time ago. It was DARK. And more importantly, BORING. The book LIED to you. No. You don't want to go in again. You were stuck there for HOURS, before a hall monitor went in to find you when you were late for class.
Can't you try to go to the chess tournament again? You were trying to make your Tulpa smart.
— matpat
>Wait, wait, just realized. Your tulpa doesn't actually have useable hands. You need to give your tulpa better hands for chess. That could have been REALLY EMBARASSING.
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> Peek outside your room. Just peek. Get a sense of what's out there so you can charge ahead in a more cautious manner.
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
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Update: Girl Adventure is paused because my iPad decided to freeze and it won’t force restart no matter how hard I try.
— matpat
Got it working. Girl Adventure is BACK ON
— matpat
> Your tulpa doesn't actually have useable hands. You need to give your tulpa better hands for chess.
You realize your tulpa can’t move her arms, so you RETRIEVED ARMS from your chest.
You attach them to your tulpa.
You made your tulpa UGLY.
You apologize to your tulpa immediately. She forgives you.
Your tulpa doesnt need arms anyways. She is PSYCHIC because you SAY SO. She can play chess just fine, thank you very much.
— matpat
> Peek outside your room. Just peek. Get a sense of what's out there so you can charge ahead in a more cautious manner.
You put on your head covering to get ready to peak outside.
Looks like the hall monitor isn’t here. The coast is clear.
You cautiously run out to the hallway, this time without your mini-chest. You may be unarmed, but at least you won’t slam yourself in the head again.
— matpat
>MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO TULPA ROCKS AROUND THIS TIME. They are very, very dangerous. Also make sure there's no normal rocks.
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> Wonder where the nearest chess tournament is being held. Is there somewhere you can look this up?
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
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