A young THING stands defiantly in the middle of this mysterious room.
If you were to ask it what the hell it wants, it would yell "oh god, I really really wanna get out of here!"
There are many escape routes, but not all of them might be safe.. and who knows what dangers the outside might hold.. Will you help guide this poor creature to safety?!
> Drop 1 pebble. Analyze TWEETY BIRD. Try to pick up TWEETY BIRD. Hug TWEETY BIRD.
HEY HEY HEY. One thing at a time.
Look at what you did! I hope you're happy.
It's a simple organism! Let's take it easy. And let's leave the complicated math out of it next time.
> Close the fridge door. You're letting the cold out!
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> attempt to open the manhole
beep boop 🤖🚀
>take a deep breath and do not stop
> Close the fridge door. You're letting the cold out!
It was getting kinda chilly.
> attempt to open the manhole
RRGHHRGRHHHRGHRGRHHRHRHRHHRHHRHH
No shot. This MANHOLE is shut as tight as a nun. You might need some sort of implement to lift off the lid.
>Turn the lights off. Maybe you glow in the dark!
> You're exerting yourself a lot! Open up the freezer to let the cold out and cool down.
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>Turn the lights off. Maybe you glow in the dark!
As per cartoon logic, its eyes are visible in the dark. Hey, there's something glowing on top of the freezer.
It creeps it out, so it turns the lights back on.
> You're exerting yourself a lot! Open up the freezer to let the cold out and cool down.
Predictably, there is a BOWLING BALL in the freezer.
> Use pebbles as makeshift bowling pins, and play a quick frame!
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> Use pebbles as makeshift bowling pins, and play a quick frame!
Sure, some entertainment could be good. You replace your LEAST FAVORITE PEBBLE with the BOWLING BALL.
> NEXT
Setting aside some stuff, it arranges the pebbles into a triangular formation, holding the ball and calculating the angle of its throw.
Put aside your doubts, creature. You are like.. the Martin Luther King of bowling.
> NEXT
> Wow! Take a swig of milk to celebrate this success.
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> That BIRD! It is within arm's reach. Please, creature, cherish that AVIAN.
>BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE AVIAN FOR DARING TO MOCK YOU
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> Wow! Take a swig of milk to celebrate this success.
Glug glug glug glug.
It has not removed the lid off the bottle.
> That BIRD! It is within arm's reach. Please, creature, cherish that AVIAN.
That's not an AVIAN. That's a TWEETY BIRD, but ok. It has the same expression of naivete as the TWEETY BIRD on the poster, just more three-dimensional.
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There's definitively something wrong with this goddamn thing.
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Your INTERNAL GEIGO-METER is going off the fucking charts.
> Discard the TWEETY BIRD immediately! Bowl it away with urgency!
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> Discard the TWEETY BIRD immediately! Bowl it away with urgency!
Off with you, IRRADIATED BEAST!
It SPIKES/BOWLS/THROWS/CHUCKS the foul creature. It swiftly bounces into the room besides it, which has been emanating pure Vantablack darkness for quite a while now.
>I'm sure that's fine. Go pick up the bear, we need a friend in these trying times.
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>I'm sure that's fine. Go pick up the bear, we need a friend in these trying times.
It stores the LOVELY BEAR in its inventory. Endless meandering: check. Friend: check.>Wander sightlessly into the void
Following your instructions like gospel, the Creature heads right in.. into the great unknown.
Oh dear. It seems like this deep dark is blocking our signal. Not to worry. We'll find a work-around. Somehow.
Commands en pause.
FIRST CHAPTER of HEADSCRATCH QUEST complete.
IT ONLY GETS WORSE. (Mwa ha ha..)