Homestuck Questions of the Day

Can you imagine a Namco High reunion?

I havent played namco high. Is it good?

death by blender

I don’t recall contemporary reactions to Namco high on the old forums being very excited. I think people wanted more of the routes to have been written by hussie

Do they have troll Numberjacks in Alternia?

What if Candy!Jade was served spotted dick? Five from Numberjacks is the one serving it.

I think she would have a aneurysm

1. If John turned into a baby, he would probably just grow up all over again.

2. Sort of. I don't remember all the characters. That dude from Genpei Toumaden, Valkyrie, Terezi, Jane, uh. Some sort of little cat. Pac Man, Galaga. Was Mappy there? I don't remember Mappy being there. Was Iori Minase there? She's Namco, right? Dark Souls is Bandai Namco, so maybe Dusk of Oolacile was there too. Anyway, that would be crazy!

3. This is going to surprise you, but I don't actually know what a Numberjack is. Is it like a type of Wojack?

4. She would probably be all miserable about it, since that seems to be what she exists to do.

The Numberjacks is a british TV show for babies

Damn. Thanks for the info. Looks like I'm really lacking in my knowledge of baby culture these days.

What if there was a Homestuck theme park?

thered be a sharpie bath attraction

Troll candy horn

Can you imagine if John could breathe underwater?

An absorbent and yellow and porous young man stands in his pineapple under the sea. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young sponge's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given nautical nonsense, it is only today he will be given a name!

> Drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

What if Bro had a life size Geno doll?

The puppet videos he'd make would be weirdly mario themed. I still imagine that geno would be replacing lil cal as a "extension of caliborn/lord english" just in this world caliborn is REALLY into mario.

1. It would shut down 6 months in after poor management leads to casualties.

2. Yes. Using the power of my brain, I can imagine many things.

3. Geno's influence would change Bro's life, permanently eliminating any influence Cal had over him and turning him into a lovable weirdo who is capable of raising a child. Dave would call Geno his dad and Bro would spoonfeed Geno bits of Dorito casserole at dinner. Unfortunately, this would also doom the timeline.

What if there was a BFDI crossover instead of Helluva Boss?

Id fuck with a bfdi crossover. We'd get like a captchalog card character itd be fun