Homestuck Questions of the Day

It all takes place in a Discord server rather than Pesterchum and they VC and screen share all the time. Sburb would be a steam release game that everyone plays.

Does Vriska enjoy the spa?

I think vriska would have mixed thoughts. I think she'd enjoy it if its a friend doing spa stuff with her, but I think she'd hate it if a stranger tried to do the same stuff (levels of trusts and all).

the itsy bitsy spider

toweled up and hit the spa

out came the steam and tore her pores apart out crawled the spider a-hissing in her pain and the itsy bitsy spider went in the spa again

Argh mobile formatting is really messing with me. Guess I should switch to desktop

Which troll would most likely be high af watching troll Alphablocks marathons?

Gamzee for the easy answer. Sollux for a option that feels more right

What if troll blood had a fruity flavor?

Just imagine how the presumably extant rainbow drinkers on Earth C feel upon drinking troll blood for the first time and tasting orange juice.

What if baby trolls looked like human trolls?

Would Gamzee collect all Faygo flavors?

And for trolls on the previous question, I mean human babies.

Baby question:
I think trolls as a whole would be lot less "buggy" if that makes sense? The bugness is a important part of trolls imho and the grubs play into that a lot.

Faygo question:

He tried. Didnt finish it before sgrub happened and got really bummed. Its a shame he seemingly didnt get into alchemy, he couldve made 10000000 new faygo flavors to enjoy to his bloodpushers content

I don't think Gamzee would be colleting them consciously but has definitely had all of them over the course of his life

as for the baby question...I thought at first this meant they'd also have the same skin and proportions as the baby humans (so no horns) and was going to say that troll/human fankids would be a bit different with the parents unable to tell what species their kid is until the horns grow in (or don't! lol); also I'd be curious how it would be handled in candy

but I guess you probably meant that they'd look like grey little babies with small horns? which would be really cute. I think there'd be a troll boss baby

There are some rare-ass Faygo products. Some of those ones in glass bottles are basically impossible to come by reasonably. I don't think Gamzee would care enough. The main reason Faygo is a staple of juggalo culture is due to it being a bargin soda brand that's easy to get regardless of your financial situation.

What if Eridan wasn’t a hateful jerk?

he would still be a somewhat lame hipster...but his friendships might have thrived a bit more! Although I wonder if he wouldn't just start petty arguments, just without the bigotry