I have decided to see if one can make a satisfying and entertaining enough forum adventure just by posting text. Á la those old text adventure games, hopefully youse can have fun!
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A young woman stands in her bedroom. There is nothing really interesting about today, and she was already named long ago.
Yet, she invites you to try and name her!
What's her name?
everything u do is a balloon :)
> Converse with CA. Keep CC's interaction in mind.
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.
-- cachexicAbactor began pestering acarpousRecusant --
CA: hey!! CA: whats up?? have you been doing anything?? CA: i wanna show you this one game ive found thats a bit a boring but i think once we play it together its gonna be LOADS of fun... CA: hello?? AR: Oh, sorry for ignoring you for too long! AR: I was busy. CA: no worries haha CA: offers still on if youre interested AR: What is this game even about? CA: its the game adaptation of this ttrpg cc is really into CA: its soooo hyped! all my friends say theyve been playing with friends and theyre all blown away by its graphics and all that jazz CA: they even went offline after the first few hours of their sessions! CA: pretty sure none of them have answered my pesters and its been like... a day or two? AR: That sounds so cool. CA: I KNOW RIGHT?? CA: so youre in or nah CA: no pressure ill just convince RC to play it if all ese fails... AR: Um, I'll see. AR: Send me the link! CA: prphry.com/download Are you diving in and playing it immediately? Or delaying the download for comedic effect for as long as possible. Live or die. Make your choice. What will you do?
everything u do is a balloon :)
-- rabicDamoiseau began pestering acarpousRecusant --
RD: Hey.
RD: Text me back when you can.
RD: There's something huge that's about to happen.
AR: What is it?
AR: Sorry for not replying. CC and CA were pestering me all afternoon! o(^▽^)o
RD: You must have already heard of the game and RPG that they're both into.
RD: There's a secret.
RD: It isn't really a 'game'.
RD: There's something within it that has the power to, well, end the world.
AR: Come on!
AR: I know you're 'normal' about Armageddon but no meteor is going to spur out of the earth and blow everything up.
AR: Specially because of a game.
RD: You're right.
RD: It's not gonna be a meteor.
AR: Okay. What is it then?
RD: ...Wait and see.
AR: Haha! Really funny! (o゜▽゜)o☆
RD: Are you at least interested on that game?
Are you?
(Also, sorry for formatting fuckery. No clue what's causing it but as I can't edit messages I guess I can't fix it.)
everything u do is a balloon :)
> Do a backflip!
You do a backflip.
You're. Not sure how stupid that was.
everything u do is a balloon :)
> announce to RD you just did your very first backflip! after this tangent let your interest for the game be known
AR: Guess what!
RD: What.
AR: I just did my very first backflip! (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
RD: I don't know how I have any hope for humanity considering you're one of the only possible saviors of it.
AR: About that...
AR: I'm interested on that game you talked about!
RD: OK. Download it then.
RD: Pester me when the download is done.
RD: It should take a while but we are in no rush. Take your time.
He had a point. This download is seemingly about to take a LUDICRUOUS AMOUNT OF TIME that you could spend in OTHER THINGS.
What will you do?
everything u do is a balloon :)
> live stream yourself practice your newfound talent in BACKFLIPPING on camera
> wrack you brain to come up with what other things you could be doing
beep boop 🤖🚀
You wrack your brain by hitting it against the wall. It surprisingly doesn't hurt that--who are you kidding this sucks. This sucks so much you'd rather BE THE OTHER GUY.
--- A young man is standing in his bedroom. Today is a very sprcial day, in which he'll play an RPG that he's been excited for all year long. He knows his name. It's Josué Jotherson.
He could go into detail into his interests. He doesn't want to. You can do nothing about it since you aren't him.
What will you do?
everything u do is a balloon :)