IT IS A LOVELY DAY TO DIE. YOU ARE EXPENDABLE.
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YOU HAVE A NAME, one much too long to use unless absolutely needed. You have a shorter one too, but you don't like it. YOU DON'T LIKE EITHER OF YOUR NAMES. You suspect you were named out of spite (and you would be CORRECT).
You are A THING, and more specifically AN IT. THAT IS HOW YOU ARE REFERRED TO BY EVERY PERSON WHO HAS REFERRED TO YOU. There is very little you are good for and very little you do. You have accepted this fact by now. Recently, you have taken to SLEEPING IN ALLEYS. You have JUST AWOKEN in one.
>WHAT DO YOU DO?
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.
> Lets blow this Popsicle stand. We got a dame to call.
> FB: Beg for change.
> Rummage for coins under dumpster.
> Slow dance with a Jen.exe poster.
https://mspfa.com/?s=55393&p=1
UNOFFICIAL ADDITION :
Apologies! I have been fairly distracted, but I'll get to these replies today, promise.
If I do NOT even after saying I will, I mayy do something drastic in reprimand to myself. (Such as animation)
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.
> Fugly Bitch: Ask bug to call jen.exe for you
Please foward all messages to your mothers house
> Alleycat: Consume the canned beans!
Well, you certainly don't need to be told twice. Goodness, you just adore PLAIN FOODS.
> Pick up the bug. put them in your inventory for safekeeping
Well, alright. If you ever happen to learn INSECTOID, it's good to have an ally. Probably. Most likely? You don't think the BUG holds ANY ILL WILL towards you...
> Rummage for coins under dumpster.
You don't have the longest arms, but it doesn't hurt to try, does it?
Maybe there's... hold on, you feel something.
DAMN IT! God, that hurts... why is this even here?? There's hardly a reason for a MOUSE TRAP nowadays. Mice DON'T EVEN FIT UNDER BINS anymore. At least it's free cheese...
> Slow dance with a Jen.exe poster.
That's just ridiculous! You DON'T KNOW HOW to SLOW DANCE! You can BARELY DANCE AT ALL! Only people who ever need it decide to buy a DISCOGRAPHY DEPOSIT.
... Although...
Maybe that wouldn't be terrible to invest in...?
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.
> Try to feed the Jen.EXE poster the CHEESE
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
> Touch cheese
> Examine surroundings
> Climb inside dumpster like some kind of whimsical Narnia adventure
> place fruit mix in inventory to ration your resources
>Add "JEN DEVOTEE" to your MONIKER MANAGER
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
HELLO ALL! I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THE DELAYS. I AM STARTING COLLEGE TODAY AND WELL. I HAVE TIME TO PICK THIS BACK UP. SO I WILL. UNFORTUNATELY, MY TABLET IS CHARGING RIGHT NOW IS I HATE NO ACCESS TO MY FILES :[
I have not forgotten this project! I could never! While I charge up to get to replies, here are some bonus images I wanna share!
This is the original reference of the character! It exists in a miniature world of mine that I deemed "Labrats", which has really expanded into the YOU ARE EXPENDABLE name instead.
Here's a NUE baby photo!
I'll see you all real soon, promise.
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.
welcome back! congrats on starting college :)
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