Your in a room. Next to you is a door. You are wearing an outfit others would consider atrocious, but you consider the peak of fashion.
This is because you are VisorDweeb. that is not your real name, but nobody cares about your real name when VisorDweeb is a lot funnier to say.
Whats the gameplan?
> Check your pockets
> Take off the visor, dweeb.
> Take off the visor, dweeb.
You consider it for just a moment...
NOT! What kinda moron do you take yourself to be?? Even if you were dead you would still keep these bad boys on.
The visors are NOT optional here.
> check your pockets
Okay, lets see here...
1 (one) PEN WITH INK THAT WONT GODDAMN DRY NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU WAIT, 2 (two) BATTERIES FOR YOUR VISOR, and 1 (one) NOTE YOU HAVE NOT BOTHERED READING.
What a useless collection of pointless trinkets. Except for the BATTERIES, you guess. Those are pretty important. The PEN is also pretty cool, but the INK thing is kind of annoying.
> Read note, since you've got time.
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.
> Read note, since you've got time.
You don't have to rub it in, okay?
Oh come on! Really? This guy?
You would love to start fitting your title and complaining about this guy to yourself, but now that you mentioned time you figure it's probably for the best that you start getting more productive.
> Unlock the door.
Oh would you just love to unlock this door. Unfortunately, you drew that padlock-keylock looking thing with the PEN a few days ago, and the INK still wet because OF COURSE IT IS. Your not really sure what you were thinking with this one.
Maybe if you think about what you were doing back then, you would remember why you did this?
Ah yes, of course! You thought that since you had a PEN, that you were supposed to draw the lock onto the blank doorframe to get it to open.
In retrospect, even if this did work somehow, it would have definitely been better to draw a doorhandle. Where in the world would you even get the key?
What a complete waste of time, you wish you didn't even try thinking about it again. Just the idea of you being so stupid fills your heart with rage.
What did you think this was, Keyhole(2011)?
>Draw a key with the pen
Sure? Does not seem like it would be helpful at all right now, but as long as you don't have to think about H.N. you would be glad to waste time like this.
After drawing such a pointless thing, you assume that the PEN has about 20% of its INK left. If the big black symbol thing on the PEN was transparent you would be able to actually tell what level it is at OBJECTIVELY, but sadly this PEN is just too ANNOYING to be even somewhat practical with its design.
>Survey the room for anything useful
>Survey the room for anything useful
After completing this survey, you decided to draw out a REALLY GOOD MAP of the room on the back of the NOTE. Take that, H.N!
There would be another INK LEVEL meter thing if you didn't already decide that you actually DO NOT CARE about that at all. For those who do care, VisorDweeb tells you that it's actually at FULL INK ALWAYS and FOREVER and to NOT ASK ABOUT IT AGAIN.
>do a little jig (mspfa comment)
Feels good to move your legs a little after all that not mov-AGHGHJAHJGAJWKJDKABJWDBKJAWOSDLOIWADJLIWALIJD
> Put arms in chest. They're clearly a hindrance.
> Put arms in chest. They're clearly a hindrance.
If you could actually open the thing, maybe you would consider it!
Sadly, you are too much of a GENERALLY NEGATIVE PERSON to even consider doing that. Imagine how embarrassing it would look if you couldn't even open it because of your PHYSICAL INACTIVENESS!
Yeah, maybe after your AWESOME TRAINING ARC is complete you would be willing to try, but not now.
nobody has commanded for a little while, should i do one myself?
feel free!!! and if you need a prompt
> Examine hole in ceiling
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.
> Examine hole in ceiling
You would rather not, but...
This hole is one of your most recent embarrassments. While going on a quest to retrieve some tech you were working on, you accidentally fell down a hole that you now realize was a trap set by H.N, who you also now presume to be the one who stole your tech.
That moron probably made the hole with your tech in the first place. Look at those subtle grid patterns on the walls of it, that could only be done by someone with an (v)eye(sor) for design like yourself.
Just another reason to hate that piece of Horrible Nastiness, you suppose.
AUTHOR COMMAND: > whats up with the "pushy plate thing"
You dont really get what the point of it is either, but you have tried standing on it. Took you a solid few hours to build up that courage, but what's in the past is in the past.
Didn't move in the slightest from the weight of your frail frame, so you logically tried pulling it out of the floor which can be observed to have not been a success. You did however manage to make that one bigger crack be a bit larger, so you guess that is something worth being proud of.
> Drag chest to plate pushy thingy.
> Exit through the door.