Your in a room. Next to you is a door. You are wearing an outfit others would consider atrocious, but you consider the peak of fashion.
This is because you are VisorDweeb. that is not your real name, but nobody cares about your real name when VisorDweeb is a lot funnier to say.
Whats the gameplan?
> Drag chest to plate pushy thingy.
Bit of a tight squeeze back here, but you managed to make it work. Now time to push, since there isn't any part of the front of this thing that would accommodate gripping. And also it is far easier to push something than pull.
Hell of a workout! You are absolutely exhausted after all that, but now hopefully you have solved the puz-
> Exit through the door.
HATE.
HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE.
YOU ARE GOING TO KILL H.N.
> try again
You begrudgingly decide that progress does in fact need to be made, and that laying on the ground in pain for a few hours before passing out was just part of the plan.
What the hell does H.N. have against doorknobs???
> VD: venture forth (mspfa command)
You begin on your wonderous journey, off into the never-ending fantastical labyrinth constructed by the Wi-oh okay. Theres just a wall there.
Thats fine too. You guess. A hallway with four Un-labelled and Un-handled doors and literally nothing else. Alright. Mm-hmm. Absolutely just perfect.
You know, if H.N. didn't make this annoying and lazily designed excuse for an escape room, maybe there could have been peace. Maybe you and H.N. would have been able to move on, and continue the sort of joke rivalry you two had.
> Go back to the chest and see if there's anything inside (mspfa command)
You cannot see the little lid nook thing now since it is facing the wall. After pushing the chest across the room earlier, you feel more confident in your ability to open it without embarrassing yourself.
There we go! Cracked it open like something you crack open!
Only looked a little bit stupid struggling with the lid for a few seconds too. This is what you would consider a "Major Victory" before you decided on your New Goal.
AUTHOR COMMAND: > Draw another lock on one of these doors.
Ah yes, your favorite form of writing, CallbaAAGOGUGKHWAHKJWhwh
> check out this new room
What a surprise! Yet another obnoxious puzzle seemingly designed by someone who has never actually used this really nifty tool called a "Brain" before.
At least this seems less physically intensive than the last one. Probably just some sort of really basic logic puzzle made more tedious using some basic or repetitive method. Thankfully, you are the Smart one, and therefore have already started coming up with ideas on how exactly to solve this.
Worst case scenario, the pattern is completely random, but even that would just make it a matter of time.
> play plinko
You have now played Plinko (aka Peggle™ for those unfortunate enough to not know its true name) on a bunch of buttons using your finger, and have also pushed all the buttons that you are probably pretty sure that you touched with your finger.
This has done nothing but generate a poorly randomized pattern on the wall of buttons, and you are quite sure that if this somehow was the correct solution you would have seen or heard a change somewhere.
At least it feels somewhat more productive than whatever you were doing in the first room for so long.
just remembered i wanted to clarify at some point that the "HATE. HATE. HATE." thing is like meant to be read as each word being pronounced methodically and individually instead of "HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE" or whatever
two options.
>swap visors with lemon in a non-canon event
>press all the buttons
>press all the buttons
There is more logic to this than the previous arrangement, at least. You considered for a moment making all the buttons you previously pressed be unpressed but you decided that was too obvious of a rebuttal.
>swap visors with lemon in a non-canon event
VisorDweeb is not crying because of the lemon, but instead because the Visor has been removed.Crying because of the lemon would be too absurd even for the non-canon, since the lemon is uncut and therefore could not get any lemon juice in VisorDweeb's eyes.
Visordweeb i didnt mean cut lemons!! D: i meant my oc lemon oh you poor soul :(
>Look for supplies in H.N's Room (or supplies in general)be sneeky though!
> lets do this properly: swap visors with Lemon the Robot troll in a non canon event
(Lemon ref if you want idc: https://sendanywhe.re/04QD1HQX)
>(Btw you will get your visors back after you go exploring rooms dw)
>Look for supplies in H.N's Room (or supplies in general)be sneeky though!
Looking for H.N's room is what got you into this mess into the first place! You decide instead to go back to that chest you decided to not care about to see what is inside.
You find: 1 (one) CONTAINER OF GLUE, 6 (six) PENS OF A PRESUMABLY SIMILAR NATURE TO YOUR OWN, 1 (one) CINDERBLOCK, 1 (one) BRICK, 1 (one) NOTEBOOK, 1 (one) NOTE TAPED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE CHEST WITH A HAND DRAWN "XD" EMOTICON-LIKE IMAGE ON IT AS WELL AS THE TEXT "REKT", 1 (one) KNIFE WITH A WEIRD HOOK SHAPE AS PART OF THE BLADE, and 1 (one) PARTIALLY MELTED STILL WRAPPED STICK OF BUTTER.
Of course. Why would you expect to find anything useful here? At this point it would be reasonable to blame yourself for getting your hopes up at this point, but you are above such self deprecating actions. If that knife is, in fact, a Real knife and not just a prank, you will use it to stab H.N. at least 3 times before death occurs. Hell, even if it is fake, you will take it back to your workshop and make it better than any real knife could be specifically for the sake of making H.N's demise all the more pathetic.
And you will absolutely not be like that coward of an avenger that is Kurapika, having power limited to only taking revenge against the ones who killed an entire tribe. Instead you will continue to use it indefinitely. THAT is true revenge. Taking something you got from the one who wronged you, using it to fulfill your revenge, and then continuing to use it afterwards like it isn't even special.
> lets do this properly: swap visors with Lemon the Robot troll in a non canon event
Just now realized that i didnt swap the visors, but currently i do not think you would want that either.
>okay i can make this work...follow my steps carefully...grab the glue and glue all two pens together like a "ll" shape do this till all pens are glued in a line together then once thats dry glue the knife on one end of this stick now you get a makeshift spear...hey its not much but its something beggers cant be choosers
>also take the butter it could be a useful trap you could theoretically get H.N to slip on it and break his back who knows
>okay i can make this work...follow my steps carefully...grab the glue and glue all two pens together like a "ll" shape do this till all pens are glued in a line together then once thats dry glue the knife on one end of this stick now you get a makeshift spear...hey its not much but its something beggers cant be choosers
You are not quite sure you understood what a "11" shape was, but you are attempting to create a spear shaft despite this. It has got to have been at least 10 minutes now, right? Come on... Come on... Come on... Just... GLUE ALREADY!
AARRHGARGHRAKHGRWGHKRWAKRWJALAWFKHBDWAkwuahww alright. You have calmed down now. The glue plan will not work. VisorDweeb has decided that the glue is too weak and too slow to make it worth the effort, and also that a spear is a lot harder for someone without much combat experience to use than a knife in the first place probably. Even if you used the seventh pen you are holding, you are not sure the spear would be very long anyways.